Welcome to my head...I am fun loving, mom, wife, BRAT, writer who works two jobs. I also read and write smut when not writing the blog. I am also a coffee drinker who does not function well without one or four coffees a day. I speak in movie and TV quotes, song lyrics, and all blended together with a splash of sass and snark. I do not watch what I say, how I say, and hell sometimes I don't even know why I said what I said. The F word is a coma here and I honestly I am sorry not sorry wink wink